Badass-y Assorted Wine Coasters
Adult Wine Coasters

BADASS-Y Mixed Set - 15 Assorted Funny Wine Coasters + Gift Bag

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This mixed set of funny wine coasters includes 15 foil stamped coasters, each with a different wine-themed saying and different color foil. The set of funny wine coasters comes in a drawstring gift bag, making it the perfect option for gifting.

This is the BADASS-Y pack which means it a bit naughtier than the classy one and includes some swear words. For a complete list of sayings included, see below.

Go ahead, mix it up! 

  • Includes 15 assorted funny wine-saying coasters and 1 gift bag
  • 4" x 4" square with rounded corners
  • White uncoated recycled pulp board (40 pt)
  • Foil-stamped in various colors
  • Reusable until they're not
  • Designed in New York City. Made in the USA.

Coaster Sayings:

  1. Malbec that ass up.™
  2. This wine tastes like I'm not going to work tomorrow.
  3. You can drink my wine but please don't fuck up my table.
  4. Friends don't let friends drink shitty wine.
  5. Wine is a nice alternative to hating everyone.
  6. This wine tastes like I'll be texting you later.
  7. Y'all gon' make me lose my wine. Up in here. Up in here.
  8. Life can be a bitch but wine makes this bitch happy.
  9. Today I was as useless as the T in Merlot.
  10. I'm one glass of wine away from a good mood.
  11. Before you lose your shit, remember there's no wine in prison.
  12. I suffer from resting 'I need wine' face.
  13. Simon says drink wine.
  14. This wine tastes like a good excuse for my bad behavior. 
  15. Fuck it. Open the wine.

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